"If money were EVERYTHING man wouldn't have invented toilet tissue!"
--Stephen 'HAHA' Hunt

Hi who wants 
poop on a stick?
NO ONE!

This is Mr. Spanky, the singing Christmas Poo! Bringing you the top news story of the holiday season!
Yes, happy campers and grouchy cusses all agree! No one wants Poop-On-A-StickTM
       In a world where we can't agree on who is the President of the United States of America we seem to agree we don't want to wake on Christmas morning to find that Santa has filled our stockings with Poop-On-A-StickTM! 
      Stephen 'HAHA' Hunt, spokesperson for Www.LaughandGrowRich.Org and creator of Poop-In-A-ToasterTM seemed confident that this news story would not hurt sales of Poop-In-A-ToasterTM this Holiday Season or into the next year."We are not in any way affiliated with we create quality products such as Poop-In-A-ToasterTM, Stick-In-TheMudTM and Rope-On-A-RopeTM. We have nothing to do with Poop-On-A-StickTM!" 
     Critics of this new product Poop-In-A-ToasterTM seem to be very critical of Poop-In-A-ToasterTM. Some say Mr. Hunt is not worried about the reports that were recently released by the people who release reports because no one has bought any Poop-In-A-ToasterTM so it can't affect sales unless by some miracle it were to cause sales to rise!
     Here's what Mr. Hunt had to say, when asked to comment on the news report that indicated 10 out of 10 people who plan to celebrate Christmas by exchanging gifts this year do not want to receive Poop-On-A-StickTM! "Yes, in a world where we have differing views on everything from the ozone to whether or not people like Janet Reno should be allowed to breed we do seem to agree unanimously that no one wants Poop-On-A-StickTM! Isn't this exciting! We can not agree on vegetarian or meat lovers, abstinence or beastiality, hanging chads or dimpled. However, there is one thing that binds all of humanity together and that is not duct tape! We as individuals in a nation that values individuality and teamwork all agree on one thing! WE DON'T WANT NO STICKING POOP ON A STICK!"
     Mr. Hunt went on to add that is one of the many reasons he developed Poop-In-A-ToasterTM. He remembered as a child his mother warned him about Poop On A Stick saying, "It's all fun and games till someone gets an eye poked out!'' When he was finished speaking Mr. Hunt kneeled and looking up to the Heavens said, "Thank God, for Poop-In-A-ToasterTM."

It's NOT Poop-On-A-StickTM! 

FUN FACTS about Poop-In-A-ToasterTM.
Toaster sold separately!
No assembly required!
More fun than a kick in the groin.

 

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